Romantic Hero Buff Mugs

Don Quixote Update.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'The Burrito King.'

"It is we."

Saving a Heart

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Next in Lion

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Best mates

I want to hold your hand

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

Flying in Formation.

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

God save the Queen.

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

WH Wiff's Bookseller - Now Out! Runaway Bestseller.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

The King In The Rain.

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

I am married

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."