Romcom Buff Gifts

"I wouldn't award you any medals for that performance, Commander!"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Stand-up Romcom

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

Love Trap

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

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'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'I do...with reservations.'

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"