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I feel so blindsided. Laurel has a talking pet gerbil named Herbert. So? She wants to create a little family - the two of us, Herbert and Mortkey. On day, we're just two young lovers dating. The next: Boom! I'm cleaning Herbert's litter box.

"I wouldn't award you any medals for that performance, Commander!"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Stand-up Romcom

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Love Trap

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

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