Rom-com Enthusiasts Pillows

"You look exactly like you DNA profile picture."

"So, how do we do this?"

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

Mugger takes the girl.

'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

Cupids trying to attack young couple.

It's sweet of you to ask, Randy, but I've decided just to rent some Mel Gibson movies instead.

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

So Close..

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Stand-up Romcom

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

His and Hers Wedding

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'