Rom-com Fans Pillows

Two Brides - Just Married.

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

'Tenth floor,soft furnishings,garden furniture,first aid room...'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

His and Hers Wedding

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

So Close..

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Stand-up Romcom

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'I do...with reservations.'