Rom-com Fans Pillows

Two Brides - Just Married.

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

'Tenth floor,soft furnishings,garden furniture,first aid room...'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

His and Hers Wedding

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

So Close..

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Stand-up Romcom

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"