Rom-com Lovers Pillows

Love at first text.

'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'

"What makes you think a dwindling libido can't be very sexy in a man?"

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'For richer or poorer, with or without affordable health insurance...'

So Close..

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Stand-up Romcom

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

His and Hers Wedding

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Love Trap

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

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