Rom-com Lovers Pillows

Love at first text.

'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'

"What makes you think a dwindling libido can't be very sexy in a man?"

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

Ahh, you're a vampire! Don't fear. I'm accustomed to living peaceably with humans. No kidding. Want to catch a movie? Oh, stop it already with the nice vampires. Horror flick? Romantic comedy.

'For richer or poorer, with or without affordable health insurance...'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

So Close..

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Stand-up Romcom

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Love Trap

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

His and Hers Wedding

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'