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"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

"Whadda you mean, 'the chemistry is gone'?"

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Phone number be blowed,m'dear-that's my bank balance!'

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Tracy knew that she had found the love of her life when he whispered those three magical words: Gold Access Card

'YES! But it's no ones fault, Jim... Unless you REALLY want to know what you did wrong?'

"I'm sorry about the hysterical laughter, Fred, I hope we can still be friends"

'Yes, of course you can see me again. I'll send you a photo.'

"Sorry I took so long. I went to the bathroom, tried climbing out the window, and got stuck."

'New partner, eh? Let me just run a complimentary CRB check for you.'

"Turn and run, princess! Don't walk into that church, you can do so much better than him!"

'But enough about me, now let's talk about your money.'

"It's over, Josh. Consider this our series finale."

Romantic Publications: Closed For Lunch...Meeting Nigel, now I adore his deep many voice, but Nigel loves Ann...

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

'What movie do you want to see?'

'No thanks! Playing doctor is how my folks ended up getting married.'

Next exit, food, gas and Wally Yomp, Springdale's most eligible bachelor.

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

'...And out of nowhere, she slapped me!' (under his arm a word balloon reads,'I think your sister is hot!'

"Spoiler alert, I've finished!"

'It's been so long since I've been laid I hardly remember how to fake an orgasm.'

"Sorry, but I never give more than a peck on the cheek on a first date."

"This is why we have rehearsal dinners. The correct response is 'I do,' not, 'I'm in love with someone else, Jessica'."

"I was being myself like you advised. That's when she dumped me!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"I really like you, Grizzo, but I'm not ready to hibernate."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"When I was about five, I pretended my teddy bear was my boyfriend. . . after the guys I've dated here, I think teddy was a better choice!"

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"But enough about you..."

"Maybe my standards are too high. I'm just looking for the perfect girl."