Romcom Enthusiast Pillows

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

What's happened to you, Morty? Ol' Killer. Huh? That's my handle, babe. I run with a gang now. It's the only way to survive in the big house. Oh shush. This is a minimum security holding cell run by the county. Ol' Killer cries during chick flicks! My rep!

"With romantic comedy, I like to recommend the sixteen ounce Raisinets."

'...and don't tell me you didn't like it. You purred through the whole thing.'

'Peter's the masterful type - won't let me do a thing I don't want to!'

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

"Check it out! It's that new girl, Maribel!"

Romeo decided to change dating agency.

Romance/Love at first sight.

Lover's Lane

So Close..

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Stand-up Romcom

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

Love Trap

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."