Rom-com Enthusiast Gifts

"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

"Whadda you mean, 'the chemistry is gone'?"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Phone number be blowed,m'dear-that's my bank balance!'

"I'm sorry about the hysterical laughter, Fred, I hope we can still be friends"

'But enough about me, now let's talk about your money.'

'Yes, of course you can see me again. I'll send you a photo.'

"Sorry I took so long. I went to the bathroom, tried climbing out the window, and got stuck."

'New partner, eh? Let me just run a complimentary CRB check for you.'

"Turn and run, princess! Don't walk into that church, you can do so much better than him!"

'YES! But it's no ones fault, Jim... Unless you REALLY want to know what you did wrong?'

Tracy knew that she had found the love of her life when he whispered those three magical words: Gold Access Card

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"Maybe my standards are too high. I'm just looking for the perfect girl."

"But enough about you..."

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"Sorry, but I never give more than a peck on the cheek on a first date."

"Spoiler alert, I've finished!"

'...And out of nowhere, she slapped me!' (under his arm a word balloon reads,'I think your sister is hot!'

Meg Ryan

"This is why we have rehearsal dinners. The correct response is 'I do,' not, 'I'm in love with someone else, Jessica'."

Romantic Publications: Closed For Lunch...Meeting Nigel, now I adore his deep many voice, but Nigel loves Ann...

"It's over, Josh. Consider this our series finale."

'What movie do you want to see?'

'No thanks! Playing doctor is how my folks ended up getting married.'

Next exit, food, gas and Wally Yomp, Springdale's most eligible bachelor.

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

'It's been so long since I've been laid I hardly remember how to fake an orgasm.'