Rom-com Aficionado Gifts

Texting on Valentine's Day.

'How was your blind date?' 'She looked like Cameron Diaz.' 'Really?' 'As she appeared in Shrek 2.'

"Yes, my personal ad said I was looking for a match, however..."

"I know you're a cat person, but must you knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Dude, Bea just made a serious move on you."

"For rom-coms, male dates get a ten percent discount and our deepest sympathy."

"Believe me, babe, you'll be sorry after my gastric bypass."

'I need a strong cup of tea for this...'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Jake and Elwood meet their match.

The AdRams Family no.7- Internet dating

Turtle Blind dates

"I'll be honest with you, Jeannette, I'm looking for a no-load relationship."

Love is blind, but it's not deaf... it just doesn't listen.

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"The moon does things to me too, Miss Abigail."

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

So Close..

Love Island

Laurel thinks you don't really know who she is. She doesn't feel like you two are getting to the next level of intimacy. She thinks that you know more about the ins and outs of your iPhone than you do about her. Wow. She said that? Yep. She spoke ill of the iPhone? Not my point. We stand as one, brother man.

Love Is-Land

"I loved it. Especially Mia Farrow's apartment."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Stand-up Romcom

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'