Rom-com Aficionado Prints

Texting on Valentine's Day.

"I know you're a cat person, but must you knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Dude, Bea just made a serious move on you."

"For rom-coms, male dates get a ten percent discount and our deepest sympathy."

"Believe me, babe, you'll be sorry after my gastric bypass."

'I need a strong cup of tea for this...'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Jake and Elwood meet their match.

The AdRams Family no.7- Internet dating

"I'll be honest with you, Jeannette, I'm looking for a no-load relationship."

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"The moon does things to me too, Miss Abigail."

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

So Close..

Love Island

"I loved it. Especially Mia Farrow's apartment."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Stand-up Romcom

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.