Rom-com Connoisseurs Gifts

'You wish you were an apple and I were your juice extractor? I fear that doesn't sound like a romantic declaration of love, Mr. Doyle'!

So Close..

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Stand-up Romcom

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

His and Hers Wedding

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Love Trap

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"