Rollercoaster Engineer T-Shirts

Roller coaster company with sales chart shaped like a roller coaster.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Face Painting.

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Economic

Roller-coaster

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Kids on Building Site.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Laughing till you cry

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Monster Roller Coaster

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?