Roller Blade Humorist T-Shirts

'Arh,yes! I can remember my first pair of roller tractors!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Chicken Coupe.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Dog on a skateboard.

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

Extreme Sound Engineering

Skier with an anchor.

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

"Bail denied."

Giant Skater

Rollerblind.

"Don't get me wrong I think these new GPS systems will revolutionise ploughing."

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

Cleaning a new road

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."