High-roller Humorist T-Shirts

'I can't see a damn thing -- can you tell me what I've got?'

"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Hellbillies.

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Hollywood in tiny glimpses

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Amongst the Culturati II.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

'Do you have an agent?'