Roller Blade Humorist Pillows

'Arh,yes! I can remember my first pair of roller tractors!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Chicken Coupe.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Extreme Sound Engineering

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

Dog on a skateboard.

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

"Bail denied."

Giant Skater

Rollerblind.

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

Skier with an anchor.

"Don't get me wrong I think these new GPS systems will revolutionise ploughing."

Roller blader with bandaged head

Cleaning a new road

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.