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"You're on a what?!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Sundial Time

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Waking Up With Rooster.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

The hour of justice

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Do you like my bling?

"You're late."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Acme Flyswatters.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.