Rolex Collectors Pillows

"Hamid, Joe Biden left his Rolex here!"

'Teenagers!'

"You're on a what?!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Sundial Time

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Do you like my bling?

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

The hour of justice

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

James May

Acme Flyswatters.

"You're late."