Rockstar Rabbis T-Shirts

Bris

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Rock and Roll

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock On

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Dino Fest

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Christine McVie

Rock & Roll

'I'm with the band.'

Guitar Hero.

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

He played the infamous suicide note.

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

Tom Waits.

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

"I'm a rockhound."