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Rocking Witches.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Rock and Roll

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock On

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Dino Fest

Rock & Roll

Nick Cave.

Christine McVie

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

'Elton John'

Guitar Hero.

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

We love the Rolling Stones...

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

He played the infamous suicide note.

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Tom Waits.

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.