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"Milan, Rio, Sydney, Oslo - I never know when he's going to jet off next."

"We've made great progress!"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

An early space launch attempt.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Girls in Science

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Rocket Ark

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Astronaut

NASA Hits Shuffle

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Rocket to the Moon

'Boat Launch'

Football Planet

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk