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"Milan, Rio, Sydney, Oslo - I never know when he's going to jet off next."

"We've made great progress!"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

An early space launch attempt.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Space exploration"

Filling the Missile Gap

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Girls in Science

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Astronaut

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Rocket Ark

NASA Hits Shuffle

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

Rocket to the Moon

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'Boat Launch'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk