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'Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?'

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

Anna Calvi

ZZZZZZZ Top

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Elvis Presley

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ray Davies

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Ringo Starr

Plymouth Rock

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

Frank Zappa

Rod Stewart

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'