Rock Hound Pillows

Geology.

'If our calculations are correct, Dr. Pinkerton, continental drift is speeding up much faster than anyone thought.'

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

"Well, I have a Ph.D. in geology, and I can't find a thing either."

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

"They're all native to the region."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Welcome to Mt. Erosion

Moon Rock.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Will you be mine?

'To be honest, I'm in favour of rock control!'

"The lab results came back yesterday, and, well, I'll give it to you straight: We didn't get it all the first time and we have to go back in!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Pete Townshend

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

Paul McCartney

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.