Rock Hound Pillows

Geology.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

"Well, I have a Ph.D. in geology, and I can't find a thing either."

"They're all native to the region."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Welcome to Mt. Erosion

Moon Rock.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Will you be mine?

'To be honest, I'm in favour of rock control!'

"The lab results came back yesterday, and, well, I'll give it to you straight: We didn't get it all the first time and we have to go back in!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

Sometimes astronomers look down...