Rock Monkey Pillows

'Deep Water Bouldering'

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Will you be mine?

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Heart-shaped guitar

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Rocket with preparing astronauts.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"I'm your problem."

Chip wagon oil change.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

Moon Rock.

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

A mess of mechanics

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Modern animal communication

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'