Rock Monkey Mugs

'Deep Water Bouldering'

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Will you be mine?

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Heart-shaped guitar

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Rocket with preparing astronauts.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"I'm your problem."

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

Chip wagon oil change.

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Moon Rock.

A mess of mechanics

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Modern animal communication