Rocking Horse Rider Pillows

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Runaway Horse

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Very Difficult Conversations

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Herb's from Texas."

Stubborn Horses

Tango

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Musical Bicycle.

Face Painting.

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Decorating the Stables

How's my Jiving?

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Punch Initials - O

Show Jumping Tantrums

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Polo pony

Roller-coaster