Robotics Riser Pillows

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

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Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

People and robots

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Robot surgery.

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Mad cleaning robot.

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'