Robotics Riser Pillows

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

People and robots

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Robot surgery.

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Mad cleaning robot.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'