Sea Level Riser Pillows

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The sea 2050.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"He's never up before eleven."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

Venice Floods

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Army Barracks

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Aging App

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

The breakfast of teens.

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

Climate Change

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'I am sitting still.'

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"What does partly legally binding and partially voluntary mean?

"I told you to listen to the climate science."