Sea Level Riser Mugs

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The sea 2050.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"He's never up before eleven."

Venice Floods

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Army Barracks

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

The breakfast of teens.

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

Aging App

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

Army Promotions Board. You need to select one of these contenders for promotion to lieutenant colonet. It's like being in college. I have to pick a major.

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

Climate Change

'I am sitting still.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"I told you to listen to the climate science."

"What does partly legally binding and partially voluntary mean?

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."