Robotic Thespian T-Shirts

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Tabletop Theatre

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Harriet Walter

Ventriloquist Grave

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Sid James

Where steel wool comes from.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Baby