Robotic Romance Fan Gifts

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Robocop and Juliet.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

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Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Your Future Home.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

People and robots

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"