Robot Responder Pillows

"Is it true, Minister, 30% of jobs lost due to robots?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Coronavirus Global Alert

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"I only told a few friends."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

"Have a nice day"

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

Where steel wool comes from.

'It's the plumber ... '

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

'Voltage meter!'

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Coronavirus: "Not so fast!"

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

Doctors

"We ordered way before they did."

Ursula von der Leyen

Don't be alarmed. I'm not falling for it, loser. You can't make Sadie Cohen worry about nothing just by uttering three dumb words. It's probably nothing. Those three won't work either! Nobody panic. Two words won't work either! Munch mun -

First Responders Comic

"You can hold for an assistant, or you can go online and chat with our robot until it tells you to hold for an assistant."

Coffin Migrant Boat

'Fred just told me that he's going overseas to help distribute supplies to the flood victims.'

Bar. "Unwind"? I thought you were solar-powered.

A doctor with a hypodermic syringe.

"I'm not having a nice day."