Robot Responder T-Shirts

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Coronavirus Global Alert

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"I only told a few friends."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

"Have a nice day"

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

Where steel wool comes from.

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

'It's the plumber ... '

'Voltage meter!'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Coronavirus: "Not so fast!"

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

Doctors

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

"We ordered way before they did."

Ursula von der Leyen

'Fred just told me that he's going overseas to help distribute supplies to the flood victims.'

A doctor with a hypodermic syringe.

Coffin Migrant Boat

Afghan Aid Workers Will Be Flown Out By/After August 31st, 2021

"You can hold for an assistant, or you can go online and chat with our robot until it tells you to hold for an assistant."

"I'm not having a nice day."