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Amazing.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'I found another pothole.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

The Scenic Route

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

Man with Stop Signs.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Winter Roadwork...

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Men resting.

Men at Work

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

The Vicar in Customs