Roadwork Observer Gifts

Men Texting: Merge

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

You Know You're Old When...

"Shoulder work ahead"

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Slow, Men at Work.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Road Test

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Man with Stop Signs.

Theory #243 on how fossils were made.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

'Closed.'

Men Not Working.

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.