Roadwork Observer Mugs

Men Texting: Merge

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"Shoulder work ahead"

You Know You're Old When...

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Do not pass.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Road Test

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Slow, Men at Work.

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Man with Stop Signs.

Theory #243 on how fossils were made.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

'Closed.'