Roadside Entrepreneur Gifts

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Jeff's Smorgasbord

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

Chicken: the one-man show

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'Seven companies in three years.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"It's my side rustle."

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

Isn't It Exciting?

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"It's my side hustle."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"I called them to ask for a raise!"

"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

Bought low, sold lower.

Emergency Phone

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'It's your mother -- are you here?'