Road Trip Romantic Gifts

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Romantic Violinist.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Motor Tourism

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Family members!

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.