Road Trip Romantic Gifts

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Romantic Violinist.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Laughing Zone Ahead