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Family members!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Kardiff.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'Are we broke yet?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Better times ahead.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Street signs you don't want to see.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Luggage Mom

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road