Road Safety Analyst T-Shirts

Crash test dummy - "You f**king idiot! Why didn't you crash into me back there?!"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Please Drove Carefully.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Better times ahead.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Computer Controlled Car

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Bedroom Traffic Control

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Attention: Speed Troughs

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

How Am I Driving?

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Deer Crossing.

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

'That is the bike lane...'