Road Safety Analyst Pillows

Add a touch of traffic safety wit to their space with a cozy pillow featuring a fun design fit for the professional who ensures our roads are safer.

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Crash test dummy - "You f**king idiot! Why didn't you crash into me back there?!"

Crash test dummy - "You f**king idiot! Why didn't you crash into me back there?!" mockup

Crash test dummy - "You f**king idiot! Why didn't you crash into me back there?!"

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Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You. mockup

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

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'Are we nearly there yet?'

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Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults. mockup

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

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Please Drove Carefully.

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Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame. mockup

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

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A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone. mockup

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

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Better times ahead.

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Steep learning curve ahead.

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Computer Controlled Car

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'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

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Bedroom Traffic Control

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'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.' mockup

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

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Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions mockup

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

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'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?' mockup

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

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Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles mockup

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

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Attention: Speed Troughs

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"Why'd the chicken cross the road?" mockup

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

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'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!' mockup

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

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"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!" mockup

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

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Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass. mockup

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

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Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo. mockup

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

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Deer Crossing.

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How Am I Driving?

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Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See. mockup

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

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'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.' mockup

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

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'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.' mockup

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

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Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming... mockup

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

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'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.' mockup

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

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"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way." mockup

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

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'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

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"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..." mockup

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

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Self-driving cars are the future? mockup

Self-driving cars are the future?

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'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!' mockup

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

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'That is the bike lane...'

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Road Safety Analyst Pillows Collection

Road Safety Analyst Mugs

Looking for more clever mugs for road safety analysts? Explore our range of witty and insightful designs on our mugs page.

Road Safety Analyst Prints

Browse more inspiring prints that honor traffic safety heroes on our prints page.

Road Safety Analyst T-Shirts

Find more fun and professional t-shirts perfect for road safety analysts on our t-shirts collection page.