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"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

How am I abducting?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Be open to help.

Draw!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Distance to horizon varies.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Filling up.

"El muy mal perro"

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Holiday Travel.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'