Road Movie Enthusiast Pillows

Video Rental. "Wall Street," "Sunset Boulevard," Cannery Row" --- This is not what I meant when I said I was in the mood for a road movie.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

How am I abducting?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Draw!

Be open to help.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Distance to horizon varies.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Filling up.

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"El muy mal perro"

Scenes from a Vacation

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Holiday Travel.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"