River Guide T-Shirts

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"And up ahead you'll see some jagged rocks that will definitely kill us if I don't turn around and pay attention."

Punting death

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Local Knowledge

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

ET Mishap

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Butterflies

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Man fishing with large bait

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Loud mouth bass.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"