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Punting death

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Local Knowledge

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Captain in a storm

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Sparkling Water

"Mind the whale, dear."

Fishing sign.

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

"Do you mind?"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"The hyenas started it."