Rivalry Buff Gifts

'Stay away from Birkmayer. He's developed a dumbing down spray.'

Yankee Stadium.

Skiing.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Can our software do that?'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

I want to hold your hand

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I am not afraid of you!"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Imran Khan

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

England And The Ashes

"Lovely weather for it."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Captive Audience.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'See how much easier it is when we all work together.'

I can't believe it's not food!

"You don't frighten me, T.J."

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

My dad is the bravest.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'