Rivalry Buff Gifts

'Stay away from Birkmayer. He's developed a dumbing down spray.'

Yankee Stadium.

Skiing.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Can our software do that?'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

I want to hold your hand

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

Captive Audience.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Lovely weather for it."

'See how much easier it is when we all work together.'

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

"You don't frighten me, T.J."

"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."

My dad is the bravest.

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

I can't believe it's not food!

'And this one I got for walking the General's dog!'