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'Slowly destroying the planet will help weaken our competition.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Reagacentennial

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Pawn Stars

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Spike Milligan

Syria

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."