Rival Strategist T-Shirts

'Slowly destroying the planet will help weaken our competition.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Syria

Pawn Stars

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."