Rebel Strategist Pillows

'There will be no underground in this house.'

Reagacentennial

"I gotta be me!"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"Question authority"

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Intermediate Slouching.

"Security is lax on this side."

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

Updated Classics.

"And what if I refuse?"

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

Boss, as you know, I've decided to become a republican. A step in the right direction. As such, I'm begging you, please

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

GOP surprise.

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"Wow. This sucks."

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

"On the plus side we're going to put your head in formaldehyde and auction it for charity."

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

'Defeated? Never! Not while my illuminated manuscript is still out there citing rebellion...'