Ritual Rascal Gifts

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'Hey! Who left the television off?'

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"

The Tour de Pants.

'I'm afraid releasing that information would not be in the public interest.'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

The traditional pre-game prayer.

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

"You'll never eat all that. Your problem is your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'Melvin, you have so much lead in your pants you don't need an apron....

'I'll just have time to finish the yard before the next bombing run begins.'

Weather forecasters tell lies!

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

Drinkers in pub watching football give wide berth to man who clearly stinks. One says: 'I see Dave is wearing his lucky shirt AGAIN tonight.'

Commuting - Old habits die hard